well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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