i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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