just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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