My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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