i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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