Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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