that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
