just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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