I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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