I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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