who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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