Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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