Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I will be naked everywhere
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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