A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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