I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Michael Bay diarrhea
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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