We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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