guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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