Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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