OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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