I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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