dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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