this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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