thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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