this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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