I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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