i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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