I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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