Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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