i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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