i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My feet surprised me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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