You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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