You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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