ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
