they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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