all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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