I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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