I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
40s are totally the cure
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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