I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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