Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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