I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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