I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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