dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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