Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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