in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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