He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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