who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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