How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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