I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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