i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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