Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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