its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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