Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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