Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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