I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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