he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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