Three words: puerto rican gang bang
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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