please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
wow bdsm is so cute
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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