Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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